This is an account of the adventures of Sasquatch No. 013 - Vampire Squatchy!
This is Vampire Squatchy.
He's hanging out in the shadows.
Be careful, Vampire Squatchy.
Don't stand so close to the sun!
Stupid Vampire Squatchy.
This is an account of the adventures of Sasquatch - Zombie Squatchy No. 011.
This is Ducky.
What's that over there?
It's a Zombie Squatchy!
Watch out, Ducky!
Zombie Squatchy likes Ducky.
Zombie Squatchy wants to be friends.
Nom, nom, nom. Stupid Ducky.